Occasionally I like to post videos on my humor channel on YouTube. Unfortunately, my screenname, sexywilla, is deemed inappropriate by, well, just about everyone. I didn’t think twice when a friend suggested, “SEXYWILLA” for an account name. After a few glasses of wine and huge Thanksgiving dinner, that sounded like the best idea EVER. Had I known then how impossible it is to change usernames once registered, I would have chosen something like, “willdao,” or “nicewill,” or “willlol.” Oh well.